{"id":151,"date":"2010-07-19T12:41:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2010-07-19T12:41:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T12:41:00","slug":"la-patada-de-jong-xabi-alonso-da-mucho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/2010\/07\/19\/la-patada-de-jong-xabi-alonso-da-mucho\/","title":{"rendered":"La patada de de Jong a Xabi Alonso, da para mucho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>8 d\u00edas D. M (despu\u00e9s del Mundial), una semana y un d\u00eda que llevo saltando por dentro. No hab\u00eda dicho nada, pero a estas alturas ya no lo puedo evitar y menos despu\u00e9s de todas las parodias que han salido de manera espont\u00e1nea de la <strong>patada de de Jong a Xabi Alonso<\/strong>. Digamos que hay de tres tipos principales: <strong>Street Figther<\/strong>, <strong>300 <\/strong>y <strong>Bola de Drag\u00f3n<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>300.<\/strong> Creo que es la m\u00e1s prol\u00edfica y es que si buscas &#8220;<A href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/results?search_query=de+jong+xabi+alonso+this+is+sparta&#038;aq=f\" target=\"_blank\">de jong xabi alonso this is sparta<\/a>&#8221; sale una ristra considerable.<\/p>\n<p>Su versi\u00f3n en castellano m\u00e1s visitada es esta que incluye otras faltas de tarjeta a Iniesta:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_XwPpsfaoMQ&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_XwPpsfaoMQ&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nEn ingl\u00e9s hay muchas m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<p>Esta me encanta porque est\u00e1 montada junto con las im\u00e1genes de la pel\u00edcula<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/awJdZakD-kI&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/awJdZakD-kI&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nY esta es de las m\u00e1s visitadas<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ln3PL51Y6FE&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ln3PL51Y6FE&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>No <A href=\"http:\/\/es.tinypic.com\/view.php?pic=2z8oi9j&#038;s=3\" target=\"_blank\">pueden faltar<\/a> <A href=\"http:\/\/9gag.com\/full\/28967\" target=\"_blank\">las im\u00e1genes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Street Fitghter. Otra que ha tenido much\u00edsimo \u00e9xito. Hay muchas versiones parecidas a esta:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LF31LfZR7sE&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LF31LfZR7sE&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nOtros directamente le enfrentan con <A href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blanka\" target=\"_blank\">Blanka<\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/11AEjjybmNc&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/11AEjjybmNc&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nAdem\u00e1s tenemos car\u00e1tulas de Street Fighter, primero <A href=\"http:\/\/www.hopa.ro\/poze\/mare\/255472DIkh_w_1214494203.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Zidane<\/a> y depu\u00e9s <A href=\"http:\/\/img228.imageshack.us\/img228\/4273\/fifafighter.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">de Jong<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Y las de Bola de Drag\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Esta parodia sayayin (la raza de Vegeta, \u00bfno?) de Bola de Drag\u00f3n es la que m\u00e1s \u00e9xito est\u00e1 teniendo en los \u00faltimos.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; \"><param  name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5AeEwjiExi8&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param  name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed  src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5AeEwjiExi8&#038;hl=es_ES&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nCircula alguna <A href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/data.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l5ev471yGX1qzj1uuo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&#038;Expires=1279567433&#038;Signature=Pzgila8F5bXI8yBOAduZH9CAsGM%3D\" target=\"_blank\">imagen gore<\/a>, y varias de alineaciones de Holanda en las que aparece <A href=\"http:\/\/img197.imageshack.us\/img197\/6973\/aaa4c.png\" target=\"_blank\">Chuck Norris<\/a>, Jason, Vegeta, Hokuto, Bruce Lee&#8230; pero ahora mismo no las tengo disponibles (si alguien tiene el enlace que lo deje en comentarios)<\/p>\n<p> En fin. Los <A href=\"http:\/\/www.meneame.net\/story\/muestra-mejor-kung-fu-holandes\" target=\"_blank\">comentarios a la noticia de meneame<\/a> tampoco tienen desperdicio y lo mejor, el grupo de Facebook &#8216;<A href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/home.php?#!\/pages\/Quiero-poder-elegir-a-los-jugadores-de-Holanda-en-el-Street-Fighter\/\" target=\"_blank\">Quiero poder elegir a los jugadores de Holanda en el Street Fighter<\/a>&#8216;con m\u00e1s de 33.500 miembros.<\/p>\n<p>Conste que hago esto a toro pasado, cuando ya se sabe que ninguno tiene nada y es que a mi, como al resto de Espa\u00f1a nos doli\u00f3 el estern\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; MEG &#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 d\u00edas D. M (despu\u00e9s del Mundial), una semana y un d\u00eda que llevo saltando por dentro. No hab\u00eda dicho nada, pero a estas alturas ya no lo puedo evitar y menos despu\u00e9s de todas las parodias que han salido de manera espont\u00e1nea de la patada de de Jong a Xabi Alonso. Digamos que hay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[11,393],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elnortedecastilla.es\/deathblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}